URGENT: Dateline - The Country of Pattwinki - Pattwinkians are panicking over the news that Hostess, the makers of their National Food, The Twinkie, is filing for bankruptcy for the second time. This might mean the end of the production of Twinkies forever.
Although a heavy blow to the well-being of all Pattwinkians, the situation is not in dire straits just yet. Twinkies have a shelf-life of 7-10 years if frozen. Citizens have already been seen stocking up on multiple boxes of Twinkies. Stores cannot keep up with the demand. Many are seen with large signs in their store-front windows stating: Sorry but we're SOLD OUT of Twinkies.
As the supply further dwindles, it is anticipated that incoming delivery trucks of Twinkies could be in jeopardy of being hijacked for their valuable cargo.
More on this tragic story as it develops.
No more Twinkie Sushi? No more Twinkie pancakes? No more Twinkie baritoes? Sorry about the spelling, what do the Irish know about Mexican food?
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